UFO CRASHES NEAR BUCKINGHAM PALACE

Last week, local residents were amazed by a UFO that crashed landed outside Buckingham Palace. Local residents had caught images of the UFO; it had dozens of powerful leaf blower-like propellers and sparkling tube lights running along its rim in the ground with debris and trees destroyed; the smell of burned trees was horrendous.

Mr. Pork (a local farmer) told us that he was relaxed on a bench, enjoying the smell of fresh air, when a loud bang made him jump out of his body. He said, "I dashed towards the crowd of people to gaze at the bottom of the disc-like saucer."

Mr. Beef, another local resident said, "my face went flat as the wind blew and stung my eyes." He was not able tell us any more than that as he was so worried that he ran away.

Mr. Ham (Head of Police) announced that UFOs were a myth until this moment; a special unit was sent to investigate the scene. He told us "We believe that a secret is hidden behind this scene, and after we find out more about this mystery, we'll reveal to the public the result."