Toilet Disaster

One day, I went to use the loo,

Thought, “I’m all good, I’m almost through.”

But then I looked -- oh what a shock,

No paper just an empty block

I checked the roll, I checked again

But nothing left it was a pain.

I felt so stuck I didn’t know,

What else to use, or place to go!

I searched around, I scoured the floor.

Maybe there’s some left in store.

No tissues there no wipes to find,

Just my bad luck it’s so unkind

I yelled “HELP!” but no one came.

I felt so lost it was a shame,

Then found some paper towels near by

Used them quick but oh my oh my.

So here’s the lesson don’t forget,

Always check your toilet set.

Or you might end up in despair,

Stuck on the loo with nothing there!